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Monday, May 30, 2011

The last few days: Tourmalet, Chartres and Paris - by Roy

As Dale and Gwen have already documented, the last few days have been spectacular. Flexibility of planning has been the hallmark of this trip, and our willingness to change our plans on a daily basis has enriched our experiences in many ways.
It was a bit of a "no-brainer" for us to spend one day only in Pau and to return to Les Terraces for an additional two days, even though it meant driving west for 100 miles, and then back 100 miles to the East. Toll roads cost money in this country, but they do save a lot of time, especially since France seems to have discovered a fascination for constructing roundabouts every mile or so on non-motorway roads. So we zipped back to the middle of the Pyrenees and met Vincent of Les Terraces again. On Friday, Dale and I, faced with a cloudy and chilly day, drove up to the Col d'Aspin, and found ourselves surrounded with low cloud and fog, and we returned to our lodgings for a quiet day.
Dale can read me pretty well, and his blog captures accurately my ambivalence about the Col de Tourmalet. I wanted to do it - badly, but I didn't want to try to do it and fail, not so much because it would be my failure, but more because it might prevent Dale from doing it. You should realize that our experience with Col d'Aspin had shown how desolate the hill was - no people, no houses and just bare mountain, and you can imagine people getting into real trouble on the mountain. And we believed that the Tourmalet was just as bad, so a change in weather could be tricky.
However, what I had misjudged, I think, was the extent to which the earlier HC and category 1 rides had strengthened our legs. So, on Saturday, after our morning at the farmers' market, all four of us set out for the Tourmalet. As we drove over the Col d'Aspin, the sun broke through the clouds, which quickly were whisked away. We arranged for Gwen and Fran to meet us at the top of this 20 km climb with average grade of 9% or so, and started climbing. And we found that there were lots of cyclists climbing with us - most of them climbed faster than us, but then I think most were a few years or decades younger than us. Absolutely amazing feeling when I realized a couple of km into the ride that we were perfectly capable of doing the climb without walking any part of it, and when we reached the top, I was on top of the world. I quickly decided that I would let Dale go off and do his crazed descent on his own - he had given up the chance on the previous HC descent to escort me with my bad tire, and he needed at least one chance to let it rip. So I rode down the other side with Gwen and Fran, marveling at the scenery - stark, steep, and menacing, so much more so than the Alps, which seem softer even if higher. Tough people live in the Pyrenees. (And as I rode down, I said a little "thank you" to Kirk, my mechanic from Performance Bikes in Tysons Corner for having prepped my bike so well that the machine was able to handle the stress and strain of the climb -and the cumulative stresses of the previous legs - thanks again, Kirk, you have some work to do when I get back.)
So, a wonderful climax to the trip in terms of cycling - to have had the chance to do the Tourmalet is wonderful, and all thanks to Dale for organizing it and including me.
So, on to Bordeaux, where we stayed in a modern hotel carved out of a warehouse and located steps away from the most impressive urban rail system I've yet seen. It ferried us down to the waterfront, where we had a good meal, and lamented the fact that we couldn't stay for more days. But Bordeaux is a place to re-visit, especially since it would put us close to the Pyrenees again.
And so to Chartres. 250 miles north, along an excellent toll road (no roundabouts again!!!), and some sensation as to how many miles we had come since Amsterdam. France is a big place. Dale and Gwen have captured the beauty and magnificence of Chartres in ways that my words can't, and I won't try, except to say that walking around its old, beautifully preserved buildings reminded me of Gormenghast, the fictional capital of a mysterious world created by Mervyn Peake in the 1950s in his Titus Groan trilogy - a world apart, a world that has kept its identity as others change theirs, and a sense of awesomeness and scale that reduces the size of the individual while making you feel part of a bigger and transcendent universe. As Dale has said, we have had the priceless opportunity to see two epitomes of France on this trip - Chartres and Sisentrom.
And today, back on the bikes for the ride across Paris, from the south-west to the north-east. A lovely ride through suburban and periurban Paris, until we descended into the city, at which point the bucolic met the frantic. More driver idiots in 20 miles than we had encountered in the whole of the rest of the trip, and we carefully ploughed our way through the urban traffic on our way to the Hotel Le Celtic. Actually, Paris has the makings of a bike-friendly city, for cyclists have the opportunity to share the wide bus lanes, but somehow the city has not quite integrated all the good bits into a system, and the bad bits are pretty bad. But, how can you pass up a chance to cycle across one of the great cities of the world?
Tomorrow, a day in the center of Paris, and then to Brugge and finally to Amsterdam. Lots more fun to be had.

Roy Successfully Pointing Out One of Paris' Attractions.

As we approached Paris, we came around a turn in the road, and there it was, directly below us.  Roy had missed it, so I gave him the opportunity to come back and point it out.  Thanks, Roy.

Stage 20 - Paris by Dale

The bike ride into Paris is, essentially, a parade by the Tour cyclists.  At this point the winner has been decided, and the ceremonial run through Paris and to the Arch d' Triumphe is a way for more Parisiennes to view and pay tribute to the cyclists.  Without our trusty Garmin, we knew we would have trouble navigating the meandering route along secondary roads from the south of Paris, moving along the western edge, then returning east at the river, crossing the river just west of the Eiffel Tower, and then finishing the promenade to the Arche.  The 30 mile journey took us about four hours, often in heavy traffic, and often meandering off the real stage course as road names were prevalent, while our map was oriented to road numbers.  But...we managed to come into Paris across the river west of the Tower, and biked along the river as had the Tour. 

As we approached our final destination, it was apparent Paris was far different from our other destination cities and towns.  Even though still May, we saw more tourists in an hour than we had seen in all of the rest of France.  People from everywhere, double decker open buses, cameras, sitters, gawkers, walkers, people on the go towards their tourist goals - museums, the Tower, the Arche, Notre Dame Cathedral, and many other places that make Paris such a tourist mecca.  We spent little time in the central tourist area and headed northeast towards our hotel about 15 miles outside town towards Charles DeGaulle Airport.  Our map didn't help us much, I had to take out my trusty compass and rely on it to head us away from the central area and towards the airport.  We meandered through streets heading west and north until finally hitting a major boulevard heading in the exact direction we wanted to go.  Traffic thinned a bit after awhile - this was a Monday afternoon, and we wanted to get to our hotel before the rush hour traffic consumed all the highways of the area.  We managed to finally reach the hotel and our first 2 Euro beers about 4:30pm.  This was a sleepy little village sandwiched between Charles DeGaulle Airport and another airport to the west.  Our village hotel is charming, well maintained with an African explorer motif - how appropriate.  Our Tour has ended, except for the tourist portion here and heading back to Amsterdam over the next couple of days.  Tomorrow morning we will head by Metro into Paris and play tourist for the entire day, before heading north the following morning.  I look back on the past three weeks, what we have done and what we have seen, and I cannot help but be thankful we have our health and we have our friends, and we have been able to enjoy one of what I hope will be many "trips of a lifetime".   

Gwen - An amazing evening in Chartres exploring the Chartres Notre-Dame Cathedral


















Sunday, May 29, 2011

Blog Entry from Vincent at Les Terrasses in Gouchen (Shangri-La)

Good morning everybody.

I wasn't able to post on your blog, so I send you the message directly if you
want to join it to your blog. 
Here is Vincent, the owner of "les Terrasses  de Saubissan" (www.hebergement-saintlary.com).

Just few words to say how I was glad to receive my first american bikers, and I hope
that you could reach the Tourmalet. As i said, the clouds had disappeared at
noon, and the view will be gorgeous when you'll arrive at the top, to eat a
good piece of cheese, from the best french cheese maker in France (That's
absolutly not a joke: this guy just win this official tournament, which appears
once all the four years. TV was there, and Prince Albert de Monaco wants him
for his wedding now)


I'm very proud to serve usully to my guests this kind of cheese! (Even
if it was not the case when you ate, cause I was not expecting you)

Have a nice end's trip anyway, and come back to climb some ruff cols and eat some
french food.


See you one day.

Vincent





Le
27 mai 2011 à 18:14, Dale Stirn a écrit :

Roy Nearing the Top of Tourmalet

Roy was beaming, knowing that Tourmalet was in his grasp.  This day, like those we shared in the Okivango Swamps of Botswana many years ago, will remain with us the rest of our lives.  Friends for life, Roy.

My Favorite Blogger Will Blog From Anywhere

While we drove to Chartres, Gwen sat in the back of the van and prepared her Tourmalet blog for publication

Stage 19 - Bordeaux to Pauillac by Dale

Yesterday was the final race day of the Tour, a 33 mile race from Bordeaux up north to Pauillac, a long flat run through industrial areas of Bordeaux and straddling the narrow strip of land between the Atlantic Ocean to the west and the Gironde, a waterway extending to the south of Bordeaux and meeting up with the Atlantic north of Pauillac.  We had been considering for a number of days if this Stage was worth bicycling.  Our Google Earth run of the stage indicated a general lack of scenic interest.  The distance was short. And, Gwen and Fran would have to pick us up at the end and bring us back to Bordeaux, since there are no bridges crossing the Gironde north of Bordeaux.  The trek to our next stop, Chartres was a long one, longer, we discovered, yesterday morning, than we had anticipated - 250 miles.  A very long drive on French roads.  So...we decided to forego this stage and head for Chartres.  Our Garmin told us we could not expect to arrive until 4pm under the best of circumstances.  I wanted to see Chartres.  My instincts in choosing this city for our final stop before Paris proved to be excellent. If Sisteron was our jewel of the southeast of France  Chartres would prove to be our jewel city of the remainder of the trip.

Why Chartres?  Both Gwen and I had read Ken Follett's book, Pillars of the Earth last year.  This book provides an excellent history of the cathedral building period of England and France in the 14th century.  In the book, one of the English builders takes a journey to France, ending in Chartres, where he learns the mastery of the French technique for constructing buttresses that eliminate the wind load problems causing cracking in the walls of the English cathedrals as the demand to go higher and higher towards the heavens stretches the limits of the designers' structural engineering prowess.  In addition, the French had learned how to construct large window openings that had baffled the English designers' abilities.  These larger openings offered the opportunity for large stained glass windows, creating a more awe inspiring appearance inside the cathedrals.  Chartre's cathedral was the first to employ new stained glass techniques afforded by these larger openings.  The English builder was able to return to England with the knowledge to redirect cathedral building there to create some of the most beautiful cathedrals in the world.  I wanted to see this cathedral, my research indicated, that was second, only to Notre Dame in Paris as the greatest cathedral in France.

We arrived in Chartres about 5pm and our Garmin directed us to a spot just east of the Cathedral and below it.  I had selected a wonderful hotel, a conversion of a portion of the Catholic diocese building centuries old, adjoining the cathedral.  Getting there was tricky, we discovered we had to contact the police department through a call button alongside a narrow roadway to have the bollards blocking the road remotely retracted below the road level so we could make the final journey up to the hotel area.  We unpacked, found the last available parking spot, and headed for the cathedral about 6:45pm, the cathedral closing at 7:30pm.  We stepped into a charming square with a number of fine restaurants open with outdoor seating.  The air temperature was still about 78 Degrees and we looked forward to an ourdoor dinner adjoining the cathedral.  The cathedral is massive and old.  It has two very large spires, one about 50' shorter than the other and of different architecture.  A service was being conducted at one end of the cathedral, we entered, and were able to listen while examining the interior of this massive edifice.  It is gorgeous. From the outside, the stained glass windows look rather opaque, no hint of what is to come.  From the inside, the intricate details of the windows are amazing, allowing multi-colored light to enter this large stone structure from every angle. The individual windows are possibly 10' to 20' wide and 30' tall, the glass pieces themselves that make the various artistic patterns are perhaps 1 to 2" square.  That's a lot of very intricate glass work.  I will let Gwen's gorgeous pictures tell the story far better than any words can describe.  The efforts of humans to build cathedrals during this period is awe-inspiring.  That's about all I can say.  As we examined the inner workings of the cathedral, the organ began to play and resonated throughout this huge structure.  What a sound.  Imagine this very "high tech" miracle of sound and you have an achievement that, with the quality of the glass work, led to people throughout the region conducting pilgrimages just to experience something far greater than anything else the world had to offer.

After a wonderful "French" dinner that included champagne, escargot, casoulet, a very distinctive duck, sausage and white bean dish originating in the Toulouse area, and which Roy had already ordered on several occasions (This one was excellent, after sneaking a taste from Roy, both Gwen and I decided we needed to share a plate - thanks, Roy) we wandered around a delightful old city center with its many restaurants and shops.  Being Sunday evening, there were very few people in town, we seemed to have it pretty much to ourselves.  My guess is the entire city center, which could easily absorb several thousand shoppers and diners, was only occupied by 100-200 people. By July this area would be crowded with tourists and vacationers.  It was perfect.  We returned to the main cathedral square as the sun set and watched a 15 minute light slow performed every evening from the middle of May.  It was AMAZING.  Various light patterns were projected onto the entire front plane of the cathedral, extending up to the top of the spires at 350'.  The light patterns were so precise that they could outline structural elements on the top spires that were less than 1' wide and 30' high.  Again, I will need to defer to Gwen, who captured much of the light show.  After the show, we strolled back to our ancient quarters where Gwen and I spent several hours up well past midnight, creating our blogs for the Tourmalet stage of the trip.  It is now early morning, the sun is streaming through our shuttered windows, and we will soon be preparing to bike into Paris.  What a wonderful world we live in.

Stage 18 - Salies-De-Bearn to Bordeaux or Tourmalet Revisted by Dale

Yesterday we woke up in Gouchen, far from the start of Stage 18.  We were close to the Start of 16 and near the end of 17.  The last two days had been filled with nasty weather and no bike riding.  We were getting antsy.  The plus was that our stay here was a rather idyllic Shangri-La in the Pyranees Mountains, with our lodging and our host, Vincent, a wonderful combination of bucolic comfort and relaxation.  But, I wanted to ride.  And I wanted to climb Tourmalet.  We had scheduled breakfast for 9am to give us a chance to get a good measure on the weather for the day.  And..based on Vincent's advice, we wanted to get to the St. Lary's weekly outdoor market by 8am to purchase some cheese from the "best cheesemaker" in all of France.  We made our cheese run - apparently French TV was showing up later that morning to do a special on this extraordinary cheesemaker - purchasing five different local cheeses from his extraordinary inventory.  Our sales lady spoke English, worked in a cheese shop near Fran's home near London where Fran bought her cheese.  Small world.

When we returned to our lodging and checked the weather on-line, our highest hopes were reinforced.  The weather on Tourmalet was to be sunny with a few clouds, returning to rain the following two days.  I was thrilled, but still anxious that we would run into fog.  While I wanted badly to climb Tourmalet, I was also concerned that Gwen and Fran would find the drive too treacherous in the fog, and my objective was not important enough to put them in any sense of danger.  We would just have to set out and see what conditions we faced.

We had breakfast, packed, and headed out back up to Col d'Aspin.  This was Saturday, the sun was out, and the bicyclists were out in droves.  (Or gaggles, or herds, or whatever.)  We must have passed at least 50 cyclists coming down or going up the Col on our way up.  When we reached the top the weather was totally different from the previous day, sunny and much warmer.  We headed towards Tourmalet.  When we reached the base we found the weather to be sunny with no signs of clouds or fog.  This was going to be our day!!!

Why Tourmalet?  Tourmalet is the mother of all bicycle racing mountain stages.  I am new to all of this, and my first real exposure was last year's Tour when Andy Schleck had a sizeable 20 second lead in Stage 16 headed up Tourmalet, and everyone felt, short of a major setback, he had the Tour won.  About 100 yards short of the top of Tourmalet he was riding next to Contador, the number two rider, he "cross-chained" his gears, and his chain came off.  He had to dismount and put his chain back on.  By the time he had fumbled around, got his chain back on and back on his bike, Contador had taken off, and his lead was erased.  He never caught Contador in the remaining four stages of the Tour, and he finished in second place, Contador wearing the yellow jersey of the winner.  Unbeknownst to me when I first attempted to "trick" Roy into joining me on this Tour de France, Roy had been an avid fan of the Tour many years back.  He was watching it on TV well before HDTV existed, and had seen many historic Tours decided on Tourmalet.  He watched Armstrong essentially win his yellow jerseys here, climbing faster and harder than any other mere mortal, developing or extending his leads to insurmountable minutes on this mountain.  When he started down Tourmalet, he had declared himself master of the mountain and champion of the Tour.  No one could climb like Lance Armstrong, and at these grades, the sheer will to believe that no matter how much it hurt or how tired you were, you could reach that top without letting up, and, in doing so, could build an insurmountable lead was stronger than in any other cylist in the world. Roy had watched other cyclists win or lose the Tour on Tourmalet.  He had a feeling of the history of this mountain that passed over to me.

Over the past two days, as I recommended over and over that we not give up the opportunity to climb Tourmalet, I sensed a certain ambivalence on the part of Roy.  We had been riding for many days, and the long rides had begun to get to him.  The difficulty in reaching the top of our first HC weighed heavily on him, and I think he believed he might fail to achieve success on Tourmalet.  But, sometimes, friends know the other better than we know ourselves, and, in this case, I knew that Roy was both capable of climbing Tourmalet, and would always regret not trying, if that became the outcome.  I was going to get him started up the hill, and I knew his own tenacity, physical ability and desire to reach this goal would kick in, and the rest would be history.  I was right, as we were to find out.

We started up Tourmalet and within a half mile of the bottom I signaled to Roy that I needed to stop and remove my rash guard shirt I was wearing under my cycling shirt.  While the temperatures were expected to be cold, the mountain had warmed up considerably and we were in the 55-60 degree range, not the 35 Degree range we had dressed for.  As I pulled over on the side and dismounted, I dropped my head a bit and entered the shady area.  Suddenly I became very dizzy, dropping to my knees and almost collapsed in a faint.  The same thing had happened to me about 10 years ago after a run, when I stopped and then entered a dark room from bright sunlight.  I crashed to the floor in a faint.  I have no explanation, but the combination of the very tight rash guard shirt creating a lot of body heat, and the movement into the shade seemed to have triggered something.  I sat back and began feeling better as Gwen and Fran passed by in the van headed up towards the top.  We signalled them to stop, and I told them I might not be feeling "quite right" and asked them to follow about 10 minutes behind us so I could determine if I had a problem.  (Naturally, I was not going to tell them I had almost fainted.  One can only guess where that would have led.)  I got on my bike, sans rash guard, and as Roy and I peddled off, I felt fine.  The remainder of the ride, I never again incurred anything but enjoyment and hard work.

At about the 3 mile mark, we stopped for an energy bar and a brief rest.  Roy expressed how wonderful it was we had decided to try Tourmalet.  I knew he was into this 100% and would give it his best effort.  We were going to make it.  We continued the ascent, following a few other cyclists.  We were moving a little faster, but stopped again to take a picture.  While many of the riders going up seemed to be motivated to make it all the way without stopping, most of them seemed to be local road warriors who had done this before.  I wanted to stop and take a couple of pictures here and there, and wasn't going to let the goal of reaching the top without stopping get in my way.  Besides, I had already climbed an HC to the top without stopping, I knew I could do it, I wanted to enjoy this.  So..we ran into Gwen and Fran at the 6 mile mark and pulled over to let them know we were fine.  We were just below the Tourmalet ski area and could see the large hotels looming ahead of us.  We had considered meeting at this point for a brief lunch, but I was concerned about cooling off, so suggested we keep moving to the top, taking a break there.  Roy agreed, we peddled on, and passed through the Tourmalet ski area, passing under multiple ski lifts, shops and hotels ringing the road for about 1/4 mile, and then we were above them, headed to the top of the lifts and the top of the mountain.  We stopped again at the 1km mark to get a picture of Roy by the sign, and then re-mounted and headed for the top.  When we reached the top we found Gwen waiting by the van.  "Wow, I didn't expect you, yet" she said.  "I wanted a picture of you coming over the top. " 

We dutifully descended about 100' and came back to the top as she took pictures.  We had to do this twice, but I would have done it 50 times if that's what it took to get the right picture for posterity.

At the top we found commemorative statues and, on the lighter side, about 20 cyclists celebrating their climb, many of them sitting on a sun-soaked veranda in a small bar, having a beer.  Gwen accommodated us with a couple of cold beers, and we basked in the glorious warm sunlight.  We ate a little food, had another beer, and I let it be known it was time to descend Tourmalet.  Going down Tourmalet was also one of those dreams of mine, about 10 straight miles of downhill with lots of S curves and windy turns on steep descents.  The pros descended at speeds in excess of 50 miles per hour, but I was resolved to stay below 40mph (or thereabouts.)  Roy decided that driving down with Gwen and Fran was fine with him, going up was all he wanted,  so I changed into a dry shirt and headed downhill, agreeing to meet them somewhere in the next 10-20 miles.  Immediately after beginning my descent, and as I picked up speed going around a right curve against a cliff, I almost smacked directly into an uphill climbing cyclist.  He not only was not in his own lane, he had drifted all the way over to the far side of my lane against the cliff.  I was able to avoid him by going outside him and between him and his buddies who were in their proper lane.  Close call at 30 mph.  He was apparently zig-zagging up the hill to reduce his slope.  He should have been hung.  Fortunately, you don't see this kind of bad etiquette very often, and I had no more close calls for the remainder of my descent. By the time I reached the "bottom" I felt great, and decided to continue on with mostly downhill but a fairly strong head wind. I wanted to ride.  After about 20 miles, I assumed Gwen, Fran and Roy would be close behind, so picked a nice place to pull over and wait.  Surprisingly, I had to wait almost 20 minutes for them to arrive, and they were very surprised I had gotten so far ahead of them.  Needless to say, adrenaline and gravity go along way when they're on your side.  I just wish I had ridden another 10 miles before the pickup.

We were still about 50 miles away from the start of Stage 18, and it was clear that we were not going to have time to do this stage.  We decided to find the fastest road and head for Bordeaux.  As we rode through corn and wheat flatlands, we were reminded of our rides during the early Stage of the Tour.  After climbing Tourmalet and riding in the Alps and the Pyranees our motivation for bicycling these rather mundane stages had lapsed.  We were happy to drive to Bordeaux and skip this stage.  After all, we were now seasoned warriors who had mastered the Alps, the Pyranees, and Tourmalet.  Still, we didn't arrive until 7:30 pm, making this a long day.

We stayed in a nice modern business hotel about 5 miles outside the center of Bordeaux.  Fortunately, we were a block's walk to the light rail station, where we could catch a train into the center of the city.  By 10pm we were hungry and tired, found a nice place for more Italian food, and then returned to our hotel.  Bordeaux deserves much more effort than we were able to give it.  It is a grand old city, the center is filled with cathedrals, ornamental fountains of gigantic proportion, wonderful sculptures and grand buildings.  Perhaps, someday, we will be able to return and do it justice.  Sorry, Bordeaux.



Gwen - #1 Approaching Tourmalet



After Friday’s aborted attempt because of dangerous weather conditions, we awoke Saturday to blue skies and much anticipation. In the annals of bicycling, Tourmalet is the “granddaddy” of prestigious and challenging routes and to say one has conquered it is a claim that can last a lifetime.

Gwen - #2 The Challenge Begins









When we arrived at the start of the Tourmalet leg, we joined many cyclists, some in groups, others alone who were readying for the 16 km trek. Dale and Roy completed their normal preparatory routine without the normal kidding around and set off.

Unlike most days when I would take a direct route to a designated meet-up point, today I drove the same route as the bicyclists. In a much lesser fashion, I, too, can claim to have conquered Col du Tourmalet although my challenge was keeping the van on a road with only 1 ½ lanes in many places, no guard rails and precipitous side slopes. We planned to meet the guys at the half way mark in case they needed assistance. As we waited, Fran and I took photos of the surrounding mountains and watched what seemed to be an endless stream of bikers pass us. The only noise they made was the sound of labored breathing.

After about half an hour, we identified the familiar neon jackets. A brief stop to change sweat soaked shirts and they were off, their attention totally focused on the six kilometers and 10% slope that lay ahead.

Gwen - #3 At the Top of Tourmalet






The summit of Col du Tourmalet is a wind swept, barren mountain peak with a few parking spots and a nondescript restaurant whose water closet is reserved only for patrons. However, to the dozens of bicyclists who one by one rounded the last bend and saw the sign that marked the top of the route, there was no more beautiful location on earth. This was hallowed ground as attested by the placards and statues honoring the Tour and its history. For those who’d made the journey as part of a team, fellow members cheered enthusiastically as each comrade appeared. In many languages they were saying, “Job well done, mate”. The freshly sheered sheep who grazed on nearby slopes had long ago lost interest in the cyclists. It was just another day to them.

Gwen - #4 Tourmalet Conquered





I’m not going to attempt to express the feelings Dale and Roy had when reaching the Tourmalet’s summit. You need to read their blog entries for that perspective. I only captured the looks on their faces and the moment for posterity. Oh, yes, the joy included a congratulatory kiss for the SAG wagon lady